October 17, 2012
It was dawn. Cilantro creeped behind me. It jumped out with a knife! Cilantro murdered my family. I will seek revenge.
Each morning i wake up and do 5000 push ups with one arm. I need to be ready for when the Cilantro attacks again. I have several groups of armed forces out looking for Cilantro at the moment and we believe that he is in the northwest region of Seattle.
I write to you asking for a favor Cilantro hater to Cilantro hater. Please send all supplies and soliders that you can. I thank you for your time. FUCK CILANTRO