October 21, 2013
My girlfriend, frequently abuses her kitchen duties by purchasing mad amounts of cilantro prior to each home cooked meal. She waits until I get home, by know the house is filled with the pungent, nose hair singeing aroma of cilantro. She then POUNCES on me and takes me down to the ground and proceedes to rub my nipples raw with cilantro.
Cilantro is real and it is out there. This cilantro issue is not only constant, but it's getting worse. Thank you for reading my story and I'm so glad there are people like you that are as concerned about this garnish as I am.