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Cilantro, NO!

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A Story


I was eating sushi, which was shaped to look like a dragon. The dragon had little antennas that looked like long green stems. The sushi itself was delicious, and after I was finished, I decided to try and eat the green-stem-atennae. I took one bite and the sickening taste of battery acid-mixed with poop-mixed with urine-mixed with spare change filled my mouth. Needless to say I spat it out and started uncontrollably retching at the table. Thank God I didn't throw up at the table--though I do think that bile mixed with stomach juices still tastes better than cilantro...