Cilantro NO!
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Cilantro, NO!

Supporting the fight against cilantro!

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I was eating this huge ass burrito. Shit was cash. Then I tasted something that was foul. It was fucking cilantro. My face started to puff up like a balloon. I started bleeding out of my eye sockets and my insides were spoiling by the second. Rotting flesh was falling off my arms. It was horrible. The old couple sitting next to me were freaking out. The people around me started to Catch on fire. They were dropping by the second. I started to soon have this craving for human flesh. So I bit someones arm. Then he started to feel the same way. It spreaded to thousands. A few weeks later, half the population was infected by it. They called those infected, zombies. Stop the Cilantro use. Its bad. #CilantroNO