Cilantro NO!
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Cilantro, NO!

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On december 14 my stepmom had me try the hell food called "cilantro" and ill tell you. My butt-hole bruised worst then Beyonce after chris brown. What came out of me burned my internals as it shot out of me like niagra-falls coming out of a broken condom. All hell broke loose. As I sprint to the bathroom, I can here the rumbling. Like satan is coming to kill mankind. But I have to make it to the restroom before I blow a hole in my pants, underwear, and floor. But its worst, What came out of me was the anti-christ. A 16 pound bowling balls founting out like a firehose. Then the boiling chocolate fountain pouring out of me onto the new hardwood floors. F*** Cilantro