April 05, 2014
my mother has always taught me that cilantro is evil and never to be messed with. one time at a particularity ignorant restaurant, I ordered a sandwich. I had no idea that the ruthless spice would be on it, but there it was. within one bite, I knew it was there. I feared for my life and knew that the end was near. I called the waiter back and told them that they should warn you when the silent killer, cilantro, was a part of a dish. they fought vigorously with me over this topic. and in that moment, I knew that cilantro was something I needed to protect others from. I will try to eradicate cilantro not only for me, but for the people.