August 12, 2014
I first encountered the beast when I was 7 and I thought it was lettuce because I was a dumb child. I put a whole piece in my mouth and immediately started to freak out because of the wretched taste of the bitter terror. I will never. ever. eat it ever again. It is the devil and I don't want an exorcism. I hate cilantro more than I hate anything in the entire world. I got cilantro banned from 3 restaurants because I made petitions and got all the cilantro haters to sign. CILANTRO MUST BURN IN HELL.