August 23, 2014
I was Sean. As a young boy growing up in Germany my parents fed me a lot of cilantro. Every day they would revel in feeding me pound upon pound of cilantro. I hated it, they laughed. One day I couldn't stand it anymore and I ran away from home at the tender age of 5. I ran away to America and got a sex change and changed my name to Savanna, hoping to never again be found by my horrible parents Delorah and Staten Norkit.