November 02, 2014
One day, I was walking down the street, and I went to get a hot dog. I waited 15 minutes for this hot dog. I got up to the cashier, and then he took my order. I said "One hot dog, with chili, and NO CILANTRO!!!" He said ok. I then waited for my hot dog. He gave me my hot dog. I opened it up and saw one leaf of cilantro on it. I said "I asked for no cilantro b****!" I shot him in the stomach and ran off. I am now living in the sewers, on the run for the police. I am dedicated to never eat cilantro. Ever.