January 15, 2015
10% of you have faulty receptors in your nose, so you are a mutant. Mutants are closely associated with zombies and must be eliminated! Submit yourselves to be assimilated or similarly dispatched in a loving and humane way, trust me, no Cilantro will not be served in your presence.
Perhaps you might try Ramps, never heard of them, they grow in West Virginia and are a real treat!