January 05, 2017
I. Hate. Cilantro.
I'm Australian, and we call it coriander here. Even the name makes me cringe. I had my first run in with the devil weed when I was about 20 years old- I hastily bought an asian salad for lunch. I actually don't think it tastes like soap- I've never really been able to put my finger on it until now.
It tastes like what your breath would smell like if your guts was rotting and you were dying.
Also, I can sniff it out before I even out it in my mouth. If it's hiding in my food and it's been chopped into microscopic little death slithers, that shit overpowers everything else in my mouth.
I feel like I have found my place here...