July 03, 2017
Hi, my name's Oliver and I experienced something.... terrible. It was two years ago and I was sitting in my room when my mom called me to the kitchen. I walked into the kitchen and gasped. She was being held captive by an army of Cilantro. They had armed themselves with all of the utensils even though they could barely hold them. "Mom I screamed."
"I'm so sorry," she said back. The Cilantro then proceeded to execute her. I'm so sry I can't go on.