September 15, 2017
I sat at a Chipotle. There were flecks of green sprinkled throughout my salad. Were they weird lettuce? There was only one way to find out. To taste. I reached for one of the little flecks. I raised the mysterious herb to my mouth. It touched my lips and had a moment of realization. Cilantro. I spat it out as quickly as I could. Why? Who would create such a horrid plant? It tastes like soap.