October 02, 2017
Once, there was a boy, and he hated cilantro. He would never eat, it no matter how much his parents would try make it better. finally, he ate it, after his parents wrapped it up in melted chocolate. The boy enjoyed it, very much so, but tried to make it look like he hated it.
"It's ok, i guess." the boy said with an attitude.
before his parents could say another word, the boy choked on the cilantro, and died in the hospital due to lack of oxygen.
MORAL: Cilantro LITERALLY KILLS, so kill it instead.