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Cilantro, NO!

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A Story


Cilantro: A Sonnet
Shall I compare thee to a cilantro
Thou art less soapy, still a useless spice.
It is tasteless and the shittiest bro,
It makes us all cry which is not nice

Indeed, cilantro’s ugliness can kill
It can cause great pain and start a whole war
Let thee be told cilantro is not chill
It’s evil like no other herb before

Be careful, my friends, of cilantro’s wrath
For thee is a demon, set to destroy
To disrupt the culinary world’s path
It will not stop, even in Illinois

So let it be known, let you all now stand
Against the cilantro, be hand in hand

By Bella