February 22, 2019
So I'm scared. There's something banging on my door and it smells like cilantro. Whenever I mention cilantro, the banging gets harder.
First, it was falling on my house. I thought it was a meaningless prank, but it wasn't. After, it got worse. It jammed the wheels of my car, so I had to take the bus, but the stench was unbearable. Then it took over the markets. I stopped going after that. I started working from home to avoid it.
It's inside. I have to publish this before he gets me.