March 07, 2019
My name is Alexa and I hate cilantro for three reasons. 1. When I was little I was sitting in my high chair eating my cheerios and cilantro comes up to me with a KNIFE. My mother had to hit it with a hammer, throw it away and move to a different house. 2. On my 10th birthday, I got food poisoning from cilantro and had to get my stomach pumped. 3. Everytime I warn people about cilantro, they say Im crazy. Someone said that I was crazy. I found out years later from a cilantro related accident. Cilanto kills. Cilantro is EVIL.