March 20, 2019
I was just happily hanging out in the grocery store, when I found some delicious-looking pasta. I was like, "hey, that looks rather tasty. Maybe I should try some." I picked out a bowl of pasta, and, let's just say, I was very excited to eat it. BUT. AS SOON AS I PUT THE FORK INTO MY MOUTH. GUESS WHO WAS THERE. You guessed it. Cilantro. My taste buds were burned and my eyes filled with tears. Cilantro, oh how I hate you. How dare you destroy a perfect bowl of pasta! You evil spawn! You should be removed from the face of the earth!