July 16, 2019
I was making some microwavable food which happened to have some green stuff in it, didn't think much of it and I carried on. When I came to eating it there was a green blob on the corner, I decided to eat it. Biggest regret of my life! It was NASTY! Tasted like mosquito spray. Next day I told my friend about this. The dialogue went a bit like this:
Me: You know cilantro?
Friend: Yea, why?
M: It's straight up nasty, tastes like dilute grass juice
F: I mean yea, what do you expect? It's cilantro
M: Never tried it