August 11, 2019
I first found coriander when I was 5. My dad was blending it with other weird smelling stuff and I hated the smell so much that I ran and hid in the tumble dryer. It was truly horrifying, and my sister mocked me despite my obvious suffering and anguish. I will never forgive my father for subjecting me to such torture at such a young age.
My worst mishap was when I accidentally ate some thinking it was mint. I've never been good at being alive, so I easily mistook it for something much nicer.
I have been extremely anti-coriander ever since and am very open about it with family and friends. I thought it was time to share my story with the internet.