December 31, 2006
I first REALLY tasted cilantro the first day I went on this site. My mom went to an organic store a bought a mixed salad. After halfway ingesting a long leafy stalk, I felt like I was eating crap. I could not focus on the taste because I leapt out of my chair and spit it all out into the garbage, but all I could explain it as was "poopoo doodoo." After being informed that what the substance was could possibly be cilantro, I went on my computer to make sure. God then bestowed upon me the gift of this website.
I write this story the day after my trauma. As I spent some more time exploring the website, I began tasting the foul murderous herb. As I realized that it did taste like old pennies (after a few minutes of careful examination), I decided to post my story.